Yeah, I mean, if he tore down the Lincoln Memorial he’d be the first president to do that too, but it wouldn’t be something to brag about.

Haha, apparently I don’t know how it’s spelled. But I’m glad I could give you an amusing visual (and perhaps an idea to any pharma marketing personnel out there)

that’s so strange. I’ve been using the iphone app for years, and I’ve never had it forget my place in a book. It sounds like maybe you’re done with it anyway, but I’d try deleting and reinstalling the app, to see if maybe it’s just a bug that needs a refresh to fix.

I know some people hate them, but they’re a total lifesaver when driving for me. I think a lot probably has to do with whether you’re a visual or auditory learner.

I don’t care that I’m a young, childless woman in Massachusetts, I’m immediately ordering business cards so I can present myself as an Alaskan Bush People Patriarch.

I think I take a triptan (at least, it’s called Sumotriptan). I haven’t run into an issue yet getting my prescription refilled, but I can’t fathom what street value it could have. I take the nasal spray, and other than tasting like battery acid when it hits the back of my throat, the only thing it does is end the…

First off, I did not know that about Misha Collins, and pretty much the only thing holding my raging crush back was how devoted to his wife and kids he seems to be.

I thought the fact that Drew uses 26 (!!!) pieces of toilet paper would be the most horrifying thing I read in this funbag, until I discovered there are people who don’t wrap presents from Santa. What the hell is that!? Why even have Christmas?

This is only like, 2% related, but right after I moved into my first non-roommate situation, in a studio apartment in a somewhat sketchy Boston suburb (and not one of the big ones, like Somerville or Dorchester) I was up at like, 3 AM watching the first episode of a crime procedural set in Boston. The first criminal…

Oh man, I think I’ve just found my solution for what to put in this awkward spot in the corner of my desk at work that’s too inconvenient to put anything that I need to access regularly, but looks weird and empty with nothing in it.

Oh man, I think I’ve just found my solution for what to put in this awkward spot in the corner of my desk at work…

You have more patience than me. I absolutely cannot watch movies or TV shows with people who ask questions. CANNOT. STAND. IT.

I don’t know anyone who had a rehearsal dinner for all the wedding guests. Every wedding I’ve been to in the past few years (and I’m 27, it’s been a LOT of weddings) the rehearsal dinner has been the wedding party and maybe out of town family.

People definitely wore them at my school, and I definitely wanted a pair for myself

Yeah, it’s a bit like our currency. It’s functionally valueless, unless all of society and the government agrees that it has value.

Yeah, comparing him to someone people are suggesting should actually hold the position is probably a stronger stance.

Yeah, you shouldn’t brag when your bar to clear is “didn’t employ child soldiers” or “didn’t use chemical weapons on Kurds”, which, also, in regards to that second one, feels too specific to be comfortable. “Didn’t use chemical weapons on Kurds” implies that he did use chemical weapons on someone, otherwise they…

Or, a tip from my mom, don’t put your eye drops and your toenail fungus killing liquid next to each other, especially not if the eye drops are for before you put in your contacts.

Wait, I feel like I haven’t heard anything about Amanda Bynes in ages. I’m glas she’s doing well, but what is she up to?

Look, all these protests are stopping him from enjoying the presidency, okay?! He needs a break, the poor guy!

My four year old nephew made his sign himself and it just said “be nice to girls” in his little kid handwriting, and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.