paid. Paid. PAID!!!!!

I knew a girl who wasn’t allowed to watch Doug because there aren’t really green or blue people, and her mom didn’t want her to think that there were.

It sounds like a response to the song “detachable penis”

I’m 100% with you. I didn’t understand all the people on the other article mourning his ponytail. It made him look like that greasy English professor that ends up sleeping with a student 1 day after class ends, so technically it’s allowed, but still shady as fuck.

I got it (in coral, which isn’t available anymore) for a wedding last year, then shoehorned it into a halloween costume just so I’d have an excuse to wear it again. Now its just hanging in my closet, waiting for an excuse. Sad and alone :-(

Color Guard!

ooo, I see where you’re coming from (and looove those colors, good choice!), but just saying, navy would be a really nice compliment to them...

Is it specifically yellow you’re looking for? Because I have this dress from modcloth, and it’s really similar, except for the color.

Dirt bag is a twice-daily feature with a compilation of celebrity gossip. It’s not a commentary about Lamar Odom.

I mean, my electric bill was 393 dollars this month, it’s not exactly cheap. It’s just well well worth it to me for my sanity. I live in an area where it’s not too bad 9 months of the year, and for the remaining three months, if I’m going to sleep, I just have to suck up the cost of that.

I don’t understand people who *don’t* wear sunglasses every day of the year, honestly. I think they’re the weird ones.

ew. I’m already so worried that cab/uber drivers are judging me for the distances I take them.

mine was 18k, but I have a dual zone system. I’m sure it would have been cheaper if I just had one big zone.

yeah, he told me that since I have a dog, I should be looking at every 2 months, which seems crazy to me, but okay. If it gets me that sweet sweet cool air in a steady supply

oh nooooooo. Luckily, the frozen one is in the basement. The repair guy told me a LOT of water was going to leak out, and that it was normal, and not to worry. Since it’s an unfinished basement that already gets a little leaky in heavy rain or snowmelt, it won’t be anything the basement hasn’t seen before. But I will…

well, the one that froze we don’t actually keep at 65. downstairs we typically keep at like, 72, 73 degrees. Upstairs is 65 because me and my roommate both prefer it to be glacial while we sleep, and we’ve had no issues with the upstairs unit.

I’ll definitely add it to my audible list. I love Aisha Tyler

well, apparently AC units have a filter, which no one told me about, and now that I know, of course it seems obvious, but since I didn’t know, I didn’t replace it for about 10 times the length of time I should have gone, and so it wasn’t getting enough room temperature air in through the intake, while still getting…

Felicia Day has had the most interesting freaking life, even before she started acting. I like Ellie Kemper, but Felicia Day’s autobiography is the standard to which I hold all future actor bios to, and I just can’t see her measuring up.

I was in mexico in august a few years ago, and I got up early one morning and saw the resort employees dumping absolutely enormous buckets of ice into the pools so that they would actually feel good to swim in later.