And yet people here still inexplicably love Mark Wahlberg. Why do you do this to me Boston?

haha, I know I’m the weird one here, but tea, to me is like drinking the leftover water you get from boiling broccoli. I looooooooove broccoli, but no way do I want to drink leftover broccoli water. Why would I want to do that with any other kind of plant?

And no one is thinking “well, I really wanted to listen to the new Taylor Swift song, and I can’t find it on Youtube, so I’ll just listen to this 12 year old sing a competent, but otherwise unedited cover of it. That hits the spot. I never need to listen to a professionally recorded song again”

I don’t drink any caffeine (not because of the caffeine, I just think coffee, tea, and soda are all super gross) and people are genuinely baffled by how I function day to day. Sure, there were some overnighters in college that I wish I’d had caffeine to carry me through, but other than that, I don’t really know what…

yeah, because I just checked and I bought 270 books in the years covered by the lawsuit. I noticed it said “qualifying books” though, and maybe that only covers books available through apple’s e-book store as well? Because a lot of what I bought was from small, indie publishers, many of whom don’t even publish…

I don’t drink coffee or alcohol for different reasons and people ABSOLUTELY react the same way about coffee. Not as many of them, sure, but people can be truly, truly horrified when they hear you don’t drink coffee or tea.

See, and I only got 1.57, which is insane given the 500+ ebooks I have on my kindle, all purchased from Amazon.

Yeah, if not giving in to temptation were that easy, then we’d be a world of fit, athletic people who never eat chocolate cake.

My roommate is struggling with that now. He had a pretty crazy youth, and one of his closest friends is from that time. But my roommate has grown so so much. He’s engaged, he has a really solid job, he makes smart, well thought out choices for his life. His friend is still really wild, and my roommate loves him, but…

Yeah, I’ve never even tasted alcohol, because my dad is an alcoholic and I know myself enough to know I’d become one as well if I got started on that road. it really bothers some people, but I think it says more about them than me. I don’t even mention it unless someone asks.

The thing is, she’s married to Ryan Reynolds. And he doesn’t seem like the type of person that would put up with the type of person it seems like she is? So I feel like there has to be something about her that I’m missing. Like maybe in private she’s actually really funny and badass? Because I refuse to believe that…

yeah, “you’re a fake because I wasn’t very curious or bright when I was 12 years old” is an interesting defense that seems to be proving his point

oh oh my god! I really do love him! I just didn’t know the actor’s name. I guess I just kind of assumed he was actually named Winston, despite there being no reason to believe that.

I don’t know who you are Lamorne Morris, but I like you.

Someone on the lifehacker article responded to a comment about how ar-15s should be banned with the fact that gun sales are higher under Obama than ever before. Like he's somehow encouraging these gun sales, rather than them being a response to fear that he's going to ban them, and/or racism. It's the poster child for…

This is the video that cemented my Daveed Diggs love

This is the other audition that keeps showing up on my facebook feed that I cry every single time I watch it

That sounds right. I have a really really hard time with any kind of media with rape in it. I can’t imagine how much harder it would be for a survivor.

I forget which movie it’s in, but someone on another article commented that there was a movie with a 10 minute rape scene in it. And sitting through those ten minutes was apparently BRUTAL. So twice that. yeah. “just” 20 minutes.

Does it make a difference that she apparently now has a different last name? I mean, from a moral perspective, obviously not, but from a legal perspective, she isn’t even Deja Stwalley any more, so is there an identity to be stolen?