I guess Ellie Goulding has a thing for European red-heads?

Our color guard faculty advisor in high school had multiple stories of people in her DCI band who would casually puke off to the side of the field when their drill would allow them to, and then keep going. “I don’t feel well” was rarely accepted as an excuse to miss rehearsal

What did he do in response? I just can’t even imagine what I would do. I kind of feel like I might just start sobbing?

Considering what these places consider “treatment”? Torture. They’d torture you.

“The state government requires that I inform you that, ‘damn, girl, those breasts are dense!’ Thank you for your time”

I remember in the pre-ACA days, reading an article on the consumerist about a woman who went to the hospital because she was bleeding out of her nipples. Like, lactation, but with blood. This, I think, is a fairly typical response to NIPPLE BLEEDING. it turned out to be nothing (or well, not nothing, but something…

The way these images are showing up, it just looks like the swimsuit models have terrifyingly long torsos

Honestly, I’m just happy it mostly fits her.

I was listening to an interview with NPH recently that took place pretty soon after the Tony’s, and apparently at the end when he says “no sodomy required”, he really really wasn’t supposed to. It was the original line, but the network veto-ed it and came up with something more tame. But when he was up there actually…

I’m never going to call myself grateful for being the daughter of an alcoholic, because it’s its own brand of suck, but the end result has been a complete avoidance of alcohol for my whole life. And that I am grateful for. As a society, our dependence on it is kind of mind-blowing to me, and I know, KNOW that had I…

Yeah, there aren't actually a ton of crimes that take a long time. Kidnapping, I suppose? But most crimes seem to be done in 20 minutes or less

Hm, I wonder why his wife never went to his drinking budd- sorry, the police about the abuse.

Daveed Diggs is re-fucking-diculous. No human should be able to rap that fast. He might be a robot.

God dammit, of course she was.

Yeah, I’ve used angie’s list for all of the work I’ve had to do to my house (don’t buy a house built in 1900. DON’T DO IT) and I’ve had really good luck with pretty much everyone I’ve worked with.

See, and I live like, exactly four hours away, which means I’d never get there by 7 with them announcing the winners at 4, so I’m irrationally upset that I can’t just enter every day. But I’m in the NY area a lot because of family and friends, so I do enter whenever I’m in the vicinity. Whoever I had plans with would…

You’re so right about whoever decides how much screen time Samburg gets. I like him, but I was nervous, because 22 minutes of that frenetic screaming energy he has seemed like waaaaay too much. But I’ve never ever come out of an episode thinking “that was too much Andy”. It’s a really really good mix.

guys, if I find out anything bad about any of the three of them, I’m going to be so devastated.

I know that I’m incredibly privileged for even having been able to, but I’m so so so glad that I spent my tax return on a ticket to see it in February so that I’d be sure to see it with the original cast. Not just for Lin Manuel Miranda, but Daveed Diggs, and Leslie Odom Jr., and Philipa Soo, and Rene Elise…

I feel like people think that because an email sent to a house down the street doesn’t take longer to get there than an email sent to the other side of the world, that somehow that translates to all transmissions of any kind being instantaneous, because they don’t really understand how either thing works.