That actually makes a lot of sense. When you learn a foreign language in school, it tends to be very formal, extremely correct grammar, no slang, etc. So even if on paper you’re perfect in that language, it’s going to come off sounding weird and foreign. If you learn from TV, you’re learning it the way people in that…

Your girlfriend is the bane of my cruise control loving-ass.

I’m a big fan of Eve

Someone should really send this link to the chili pepper tampon guy from earlier.

The victim had better actually shoot their abuser though, otherwise, they’ll just get thrown in jail

Leverage is hands down my favorite TV show of all time

Her brother though, what a bad-ass

That corn flakes and Graham crackers were invented to prevent masturbation is one of my favorite fun facts. But I had no clue that Kellogg was that twisted. It’s much less light-hearted now.

God, yeah, I just listened to that one the other day. The vicarious rage I felt was overwhelming. I can’t imagine how she must feel.

Yeah, I mean, think about how many people threaten to move to Canada when a conservative politician gets elected. It very much has a reputation of being basically an American liberal’s paradise. And I’m not saying it isn’t better on a lot of fronts. But the racism gets pretty blatantly ignored by Americans, and…

oh god, that feels like it should be on par with possession of roofies. There’s no valid reason to have done it, so it, in itself, is illegal, regardless of whether they can specifically prove that you’ve been abducting and raping/murdering people.

I know, I KNOW we have massive race problems in America. But I feel like because of that, Canada gets seen as this non-racist utopia, especially by my white Canadian friends. And it allows them to sweep this shit under the rug, because hey, at least they aren’t America. But this makes me so mad, and feel so helpless,…

Is definitely not something a closeted gay guy would say, what are you talking about?

He went through with the badger one! And the getting married one!

Winston’s complete inability to prank is one of my favorite things ever.

That sucks. I know when I got it, the gyno told me it was only some percentage of women who lost their period entirely, so I just got lucky I guess.

I think a lot of police fatalities come from being hit accidentally by other cars during traffic stops. So a dangerous job, but not for the reasons that they like to portray.

I remember the first time I read about this, I was so so so so so mad. My periods tend to be AWFUL, birth control or not, with hormonal migraines to boot. And finding out that I could have been avoiding them altogether was infuriating. I went on seasonique, which at least cut me down to four periods a year, and now I…

I’ve given up on button ups entirely. I have about 10 that I haven’t worn in over a year. for cardigans, I just only wear them over stuff, and don’t button them up past my boobs. which of course makes them look bigger, but at least I don’t have the gapping.

I’ve encountered this scenario multiple times in my life. I now work out exclusively in baggy crew neck t-shirts. I promise, I have nothing to brag about, I’m not at all attractive. It just sucks.