I’ll settle for incredibly hilarious. “Top rated” is just a bonus.

Sorry. My clean undies dispute your poor understanding of anatomy.

Agree to disagree

Sit and wipe at your own risk. Enjoy those skid marks.

We have a contender!!

Baller

R.I.P Jammin’ 95.5. Star Chile and DJ Juggernaut AKA Thuggernaut tha Club Killa were the shit, especially Sunday night.

My wife misses Thighlights.

Don't you EVER go full Nolte!!

My father-in-law used to remark that if you can't piss off your back porch, you're too close to your neighbors.

But everything nowadays must have a touch screen!!!!!!!

One of my co-workers used to play a lot of soccer in high school/college. Whenever he needed to piss out in the open he would kneel down on one knee, pull out his dick, and just piss right there. He called that move “the professional”.

...and armed to the teeth.

Longer than it will take for the Pats to murder AFC defenses.

Noooooooo!! Bones Jones!!!

If you're going to wage war on women, could you at least be more eloquent?

Carol is one bad motherfucker.

Most skins fans were excited about “hanging ten” at their stadium......until they realized that it was a surfing term.