I will not STAND for this calming reason. What’s below Montana? WYOMING. What’s in Wyoming? THE YELLOWSTONE SUPER VOLCANO. What’s this mean? WE’RE ALL DOOMED

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

I feel like there’s more you need to tell us about your feelings on Amelia. And Tilda.

He is such a fucking national embaressment.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

Bigger than sharks? Yup, way bigger.

A law with zero downside. Absolutely zero.

Man, this administration is all about making it easier for people to die.

Jesus. He’s a fucking brat.

Maybe they have fixed it but when I used to try to use Google Drive for a lot of storage (think a whole lot of pictures and music) it would never be able to upload all that data. I would have to piecemeal the whole thing and then retrieving the data was the same. Now I just use Prime Photos since my pictures are…

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

You know, looking at this D&C thing, I always find it fascinating those who have chosen to go down with Donald and/or Melania. Like, these people know they are trash, and even Donald and Melania know they’re trash, which is why they work so hard (and fail) to be anything other than trash. These folks know that Trump…

The clothes are just bad and Melania is basic with no personality. The only interesting thing about Melania is Laura Benanti’s impersonation of Melania.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

In other totally accurate news that is not at all borne of people trying to scoop each other, the 2023 Reds have accepted President Chris Rock’s invitation to the Black House to celebrate their World Championship over Las Vegas. Winning pitcher and Center Fielder Hunter Greene is reportedly very excited to meet not…

Godawful movie made by a man too lazy to finish the book, too poor a director to save money for the power armor FX, and too willing to map his own (laudable) anti-Nazi agenda onto a work that really wasn’t about about Nazism.

This and watching the U.K. Conservative Party lose seats are my two favorite things tonight.

The governor already replaced him with a guy named, I kid you not, Luther Strange. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, a guy whose name couldn’t sound more like a stereotypical racist Southerner, got replaced by a guy whose name makes him sound like a super villain.

by being any good? Hayoooooo

I’m not sure how their appeals system works, but because its a high-profile (media) case, chances are, they will hear it and submit their decision.

It’s a pretty obvious guess that they will side with the lower courts, however. No laws have been broken, and even if they can dig up something, there’s almost no chance…