I can't help but wonder if the writer had to shower after writing this garbage. I imagine it would be like Ace Ventura after realizing he kissed a man.

I mean, it was big enough to be an anatomical abnormality, and hairy enough to make the most ardent lover of bush blissfully happy. :)

Hey now, we've gotta keep that RWD carbureted V8 Camry stock, otherwise we won't be able to sell any of them at the dealership.

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I'm going to go with Steve Jobs and his no license plate quest to troll California by buying a new Merc SL every 6 months.

"(This is also where I quietly point out all the graffiti on this statue. Clearly some issues going on with people not respecting this statue, for some reason. What gives, people? It's a statue. Be nice.)"

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I have read the entire thread. It has absolutely nothing to do with political correctness. It has everything to do with the fact that you explain away a human being's suicide by using it as an example for how entitled and sniveling they are. That man may have been the most stuck-up, entitled, sniveling little bitch…

Your lack of political correctness is not on display here. Your callous ignorance of mental health issues, depression and suicide is what's on display.

This is probably why people think you're a terrible and bitter malcontent.

Just because something is a law doesn't make it right.

Musk, Just bring it to NV. You know you want to. Our tax rates are awesome and you can test how well your batteries hold up in extreme heat. Just do it.

We're working on a new Kinja feature where I come to people's houses, hold their hands, and explain the story to them very, very slowly.

I don't hate Texas, I'm from there. So I agree! It would be great! That's why they need to change the laws to let people buy the cars they want and lure a potentially lucrative factory to the state.

So much for right-wingers who claim to support the "invisible hand of the free market". Seems that only applies when it works in the favor of their preferred lobbyists' industry...

Musk, if you do read this, know that Christie is a jackass and won't do anything till you send him 30,000 Twinkies and a few million dollars under the table.

I can only name like six. I feel like Sarah Palin taking a geography quiz.