“I’m strapped in for the good shit, Tomi. Fuck me up.”

(Given that she’s a hot blonde white chick from the heartland who went to college in Vegas, there’s a pretty decent chance that that video already exists in the wild)

Name a single other instance in which a WWE superstar was injured in a match by the Miz, besides R-Truth in 2012 as I mentioned above. Seriously, name one. I’m waiting.

Miz has injured exactly one person: R-Truth, during a six-pack match on the 2/6/2012 episode of Raw, when Truth sustained a minor knee injury during a ringside splash attempt because Miz failed to catch him.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

I can see the fedora in this post...

I’ve noticed that when I am driving between home and work (about 10 km) and I leave the app open (hands off of course!) it will count some of the low speed sections as walking. Over the 10km I can easily hatch a 2Km egg. Crawling morning traffic is perfect for this.

You didn’t answer his question. The possibility of them hitting you does NOT prevent you from slowing down. Them hitting you is THEM causing their own accident.

I went to school with a boy named Shithead (pronounced shee-thayd). I imagine Sony would have a problem with his name too.

Once since it physically hurts him to do the Joker voice...Except he did say IF he thought the project was good enough he would do it.....And the only reason he is coming back for the Killing Joke is because a decade ago he had said that IF DC were to do an animated feature he would do it no matter what he was doing…

I’m crossing my fingers that the new owners understand what you guys do and let you be. You’re easily the most consistently good writers on the Gawker platform, and my guess is that ad-revenues reflect that. Also, you do actual journalism, unlike most Gawker sites, which is a huge deal. I may not support Gawker in…

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He looks like the third Vaudevillain.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

If a game isn’t good enough to keep players satisfied with playing how the devs intend for it to be played, it must not be worthwhile to purchase. People get more enjoyment out of NOT culling each other, which means fundamentally the game doesn’t work.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

I was hardly a fan, but this Supreme Court decision is one of the most important things to ever happen involving video game culture and he wrote the majority opinion. It’s a minor part of his legacy, but given that this is a gaming-centric site, it seemed worth noting.

Exactly $0, and will never drop a single cent on the matter of principle, as I had spent close to $200 on Destiny before they introduced microtransactions.

The fact that they’ve added them to this game I find insulting, and has cheapened my experience since their addition. I was fine with dances, dances affected…

Ouch. via Alanah Pearce’s Twitter.