Saying it’s not malware would be like saying the weapon used by the marine in your analogy to shoot someone isn’t a gun because the marine works for us.

You didn’t answer his question. The possibility of them hitting you does NOT prevent you from slowing down. Them hitting you is THEM causing their own accident.

It’s not up to Apple to decide how you should use a tool that you own. It’s like buying a hammer and then the company that made it being able to prevent you from smashing bottles with it.

I’ve had iPhones since 2010, and this would be a fantastic way to get me to buy an Android phone.

I went to school with a boy named Shithead (pronounced shee-thayd). I imagine Sony would have a problem with his name too.

Once since it physically hurts him to do the Joker voice...Except he did say IF he thought the project was good enough he would do it.....And the only reason he is coming back for the Killing Joke is because a decade ago he had said that IF DC were to do an animated feature he would do it no matter what he was doing…

I’m crossing my fingers that the new owners understand what you guys do and let you be. You’re easily the most consistently good writers on the Gawker platform, and my guess is that ad-revenues reflect that. Also, you do actual journalism, unlike most Gawker sites, which is a huge deal. I may not support Gawker in…

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He looks like the third Vaudevillain.

The animation at :50 is inaccurate! Fun Fact! Humans have a reflex to move away when they find they are standing in a shadow that is increasing in size. The animation shows some sort of “thinking” going on when what would happen would be an immediate reflex telling the the legs to MOVE and skip the whole “I wonder…

Really? That’s a little ridiculous, it’s one of those things stereotypical old people say about people looking at their phones while walking, conveniently forgetting all those people that used to read the newspaper and books while walking.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

If a game isn’t good enough to keep players satisfied with playing how the devs intend for it to be played, it must not be worthwhile to purchase. People get more enjoyment out of NOT culling each other, which means fundamentally the game doesn’t work.

It would have been the biggest troll if they only had Flash cameo for a few seconds with him shouting, throu static and bright lights, “LOIS IS THE KEY! YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM! IVE COME TOO EARLY!” then disappearing. Super girl wonders "what was that all about?" She shrugs and thus resumes another typical Supergirl…

I dunno, the price of ammo is coming down. That lead might be worth more than gold shortly after November!

It wasn’t Egyptians.

It ain’t got time to bleed.

Actually, plunging it into Saturn is done to protect any potential life that may exist on one of Saturn’s moons. Scientists don’t want to risk it falling to Titan, or Enceladus and contaminating potential life there. They believe there is very little chance of such life at Saturn itself. Also, the intense radiation…