No, I won’t Hulk Out, because driving safe isn’t always about speed limits. You drive the speed limit to teach yourself self-control and patience. Everyone knows the speed limits are at least 10MPH below the actual grading. You miss the entire point. I drive the speed limit and follow all the signs, and I’m a more…

I bet Dane Cook is getting a kick out of this.

Someone needs to tell the kid who told him to put the clip in that it wasn’t his fault. I can imagine how he or she would be thinking that if they didn’t ask that it wouldn’t have happened. That’s the wrong mindset, and it could destroy a person. The one that gave him the gun to begin with is who will have to live…

That isn’t what “working stiff” means. Trying to hurt a person means they’re shooting. Working stiff means you make it look even more realistic.

I see something that appears to be straws over there. They’re being grasped at. Must be a slow news day.

Yeah. Mine’s the knowing without knowing how variety mixed in with some quasi-superhuman stuff. Speed, agility, timing, and brain wiring. Can’t really turn on the Knowing part, and sometimes I second guess it, but I’d rather err on the side of caution rather than ruin certain things for untold amounts of people.

ohai. Do you have Shaman powers as well? Who woulda thought mojo was legit, yo.

I’m directly descended from a Cherokee Chief. Awkward. I forgive your people. My people, too, since my Dad’s family was from Germany, and I have ancestors who were on the Mayflower.

Infuriating frakkups are funny, but it’s even better when it isn’t even on purpose. People may swear to be darned they are, but that ain’t usually the case.

He seriously said that? That’s astonishingly racist and offensive. Ain’t got time for this nimrod.

Don’t use the Lord’s name in vain in a headline, or ever for that matter. People that use bad language do so, because they aren’t smart enough to think of anything better to say, so show your true intelligence, and choose your words wisely.

Why must you use the Lord’s name in vain? People that use bad language do so, because they aren’t smart enough to think of anything better to say, so show your true intelligence, and choose your words wisely.

The comment on the tablet running smoother than the actual docked console is noteworthy. Nice in-depth review, but there’s no way I’m not getting this; recommendation or otherwise. Playing Breath of the Wild mobile alone is worth it.

They need to animate this kid into the series for something as miraculous as this.

People with children, especially young children, have absolutely no business doing something like this. Think of your families. A job like this is tailored for the single person, or at least a married couple with no kids. I just imagine how much of my children’s lives I would miss spending at least eight hours a day…

You don’t get to joke about the Holocaust. Ever. Or slavery in any time period, and not the attempted genocide of Native Americans. Dude is getting what he deserves. I wouldn’t defend his actions at all. They were disgusting and sacrilige. Good riddance. Find another means of income other than famewhoring online.

I wish I could give his kids a Make-A-Wish. This man died doing something noble and heartwarming. He shouldn’t be forgotten.

This idiot’s time has come. End him.

You should never joke about the Holocaust. Ever. Nor slavery. Not the attemempted Native American genocide. Nor anything having to do with the worst atrocities humans have been involved in.

Depends on if we’re talking billions. I’d put up with it for that for all the good I could do in this broken world with the money.