Ain’t no defending that abortion of a fight. That had to be the absolute worst case scenario. Lawdy me, it was bad.

Tell me tell me. Lemme guess. You’re gonna say ‘neckbeard’ or something similar, right? Something something hipster, ya? Well, ya can’t now, because I already said your jokes for you. What do you have left?

Psst, he’s an atheist, and I doubt he has psychic powers, so who are you even talking to? I’d be fucking her on a bed of $100 from my $500K payday if I were him instead of responding to some stupid little know-nothing bitches on this site.

I am a pro-wrestler, and I have met CM Punk before, but I’m not him. If I were I’d be too busy fucking my hot wife on a bed of money to respond to any of these simpleton nimrods.

No, it makes them smart businessmen. He brought in new fans and buyrates. Even if people paid to see him lose it was still an ass in the seat.

Why the hell should I care whether or not he lost? He came off as a winner. Gave a fantastic promo, had a great attitude, manned up, and wasn’t hurt in the loss. That is unless being paid $500K compared to Gall’s $30K was a loss.

Bullshit.

That was the one and only point that there needed to be. UFC asked him. Not the other way around. He didn’t use his fame for anything. They used it for promotion.

Yeah, said there were informal “Sure, I’d like to do that” talks, but that he was approached first. They courted him. They made the offer. He’d have been an idiot to turn it down.

That’s actually interesting to know. Wondered if they had canned heat.

You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about with CM Punk. Not even a little bit. Couldn’t even read the rest of this after that nonsense. Check it, sunshine:

That ear looked like Tyson got ahold of it, yo. At least Punk has a good attitude about it. Attitude is everything.

One would think this would be all, but what better story than a person who went on to never lose again.

The exact moment I started reading about your cat I had my 9 month old kitten come lay on me. They’re so psychic they know when I’m even reading about another cat.

I love the hair. Welcome ^_^

Dress like a professional to be treated like a professional. Same goes for any job that doesn’t involve food or physical labor.

The only danger that’d come from most people having a gun is shooting out the tires of assholes that pass someone on a double solid line on a country backroad, or is it just me that increasingly wishes I could shoot someone’s tires out and get away with it? It’d be hard to prove, too. Nah, I’d probably miss, or they’d…

Nah, bubba, this is 2016; it was prob about another girl, or maybe a transgendered girl; perhaps even a transgendered guy.

Them ‘roids were tainted, y0.

Funniest thing is I’m sure something like this actually does happen on a daily basis. Rich, white, and entitled is.... well, apparently it’s a perfectly fine way to go through life considering how many do it. Tiffany probably had Skarlitt in the car with their pomeranian; Ruffles.