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Watching people drive around in circles for what seems like forever must’ve seriously messed with these people’s heads. Way to hold up the stereotype, hicks.

Tell us how you really feel.

You’re right about Hogan. He’s stated that he wished he had a different finisher.

You don’t get it. It wasn’t about his wrestling character. It was about his in-ring style. Bryan was saying Miz acted like he was afraid to take a bump and worked too safe. Miz is entirely in the right. If Bryan worked safer he’d still be in the ring. How is that debatable unless you’re a mark that’s entirely new to

Came off as a worked-shoot to me. Probably given bullet points like the old days and ad-libbed it with some cold hard truth.

You, sir, did a mighty fine job in this piece, indeed. I’m a trained professional wrestler that’s been trained a little over a decade. The guy that trained me was in the OVW Golden Age giving Randy Orton his first matches when he, Lesnar, Benjamin, Cena, and Bautista were there. I even met Ricky Morton and Bobby Eaton

Evil-billionaire-proof? Come on, yo. I know Gawker is dead and gone (good riddance to bad rubbish), but cut out the Trump nonsense. He isn’t even really a billionaire. Oh. Wait. Someone else? Wait, wait, wait, I meant he isn’t really evil. He might be the anti-Christ, tho. Maybe Hillary will transition to a man before

Athletes aren’t know to be the biggest and brightest bulbs in the lamp. Dimwits are being emo.

Get the frak out of this piece of garbage state. You have yourselves to blame after Katrina. One sympathy from me. Just one. Better than zero. Yeah yeah “Wee’ay aint gut no munee fo’ ee’it’ ffs if my loved ones or myself lived in this shitty state I’d do whatever it takes to gtfo.

Not anymore, at least. MuHuHahaha. Good riddance to that disgrace to integrity and journalism.

Lesnar is off the juice. You see his segment on Raw where he put his arms behind his back? That was him being cheeky with the fact he wasn’t juicing otherwise he wouldn’t be able to pull that off. Speaking of juicing that “Got Juice” sign was fantastic. They must’ve had it hidden the entire night, because there’s no

It wasn’t a blade. It was hardway. That’s our term for when we get color without a blade. Using context clues you can ascertain that ‘getting color’ is when we bleed. Usually hitting a ringpost a little too hard, or some other errant happening causes you to bust open hardway. Blading is prohibited in the WWE. Remember

She needed to GTFO before she really did kill herself. I feel bad for the lady for having such a messed up life she thinks thoughts of suicide are normal. I’d be afraid of having her fight again in case she does lose again.

He’d learn. He’d also find out just how tough the wrestlers are if he didn’t play nice. He’d get stretched. Shot on. He’d be an ATM in the WWE. Tailor-made for it. What people also don’t realize is the guy is super small. He’s like 5'6 and 150 or so, right? He’s essentially a midget compared to the full-grown men in

sry, idk how you even kno my name.

Exploration dream come true. Space nerd dream come true. This game is a bonafide epitomization of Nerdgasm. I have the graphics set to medium, so I’d like to experiment on high. I just don’t want to bog myself down and stutter-step due to poor settings on my behalf.

I imagine a plethora of these are people trying to play with a shitty old computer with a piece of trash card, and the game ain’t got time for it. Min specs are for a reason.

Fo rilla. Touched is what they call it in The South.

Forgot? They never knew to begin with. They didn’t even think it’d get picked up, so they went on the fly with it. Carlton Cuse etc have gone on record admitting this.

I winced. Time. Place. That was neither. Todd needs to get slapped. He also came off looking like a nimrod. English is also a very hard language to learn especially coming from Japan where the sentence structure is entirely different.