This is the kind of trolling I can get behind.

I’m more surprised people think it wasn’t staged. I assumed it was obvious Daigo did the job.

That’s some epic levels of wit right there. Now the skeptic in me wants to see if that’s a top comment on Reddit, or if you legit came up with it.

He’d really lose his shit if you asked him why he was playing football with his feet, and how many touchdowns he gets in a game.

Her breasteses are LITTLE PEOPLE not MIDGETS. Be sensitive, ffs. I’m totally stealing that. “Cool it. Midget Tits”

Like a mute button? Lawdy me, bub, so crunk you forgot about that.

Donald Trump on steroids wouldn’t have any balls, because steroids shrink them.

Begun? You just now began to worry about his mental health? Just now? What in the world finally made it click to you that buddy here is up to his eyes in mania?

First openly-gay main character on a television series. I remember the episode vividly. It was that big a deal. Of course it wasn’t a big secret at all that she was gay, but to transfer that over to her wildly successful series; big deal. Obama is right; she started it all.

For real, right? The hell did ING ever do to them? Looks more Engrish than a Japanese clothing store.

I shook my head “nope” for about a minute straight before I could stop. Those dolls and that giant doll. Nope. I went Weeeeeeeee with the Voltron, and the rest was Meh.

You like fish sticks. Not me.

I’d disagree, because that’s a pretty awesome thing to do. His fans are smart to his gimmick, and that’s totally a Thing that Kanye would do. Actually, it’s something I’ve always wanted to see. Be like “lolno, let’s try this again”. If you don’t like the reaction you get, dress down the audience, tell them wussup,…

I really wanted to read this article, but the “aware of the world’s idiocy’ comment struck a nerve. Your grammar is completely unacceptable, so you should remedy the situation before speaking on a lack of intelligence. A remark such as that made me pay more attention to your actual writing, and I couldn’t stomach it.…

I went through much the same, but I quit afterwards. I didn’t need any tests to tell me something was terribly wrong. Concussions are not to be messed with. Even my own mother asked me wtf was wrong with me, and if I hit my head. I can only imagine what people go through after the initial few concussions. It f’d my…

Since when? Which alternate reality is competition not about being the best or striving to be the best? Who settles for mediocrity? Have they no ambition or pride?

The whole CM Punk situation really changed things. Vinnie Mac told Punk it was “the concussion talking” when he quit that night. He probably still believes that, and it’s probably partially factual. I imagine he doesn’t want that happening again.

I’d be salty of my team got stampeded on, too. Actually, no, I wouldn’t write a rantybitch article about it. Although if I were a Panther’s fan, and they were atomized as thoroughly and decisively as they were last night; maybe.

So two mediocre-at-best teams played an absurd amount of time longer than any other decent team would ever have to do?

I still have the VHS of the uncensored Return of the Joker I bought off e-bay when I was a kid. Totally worth it. The amount of changes is profound. Even something as silly as adding a seatbelt.