Yeah, but who can find a good coke guy in Miami?

You’re goddamn right. As Doug Moe would say, he looks like a giant stiff.  Go Nuggets!

Just for fun, somebody introduce him to cocaine. I want to see what happens.

“Siri, what does ‘Nikola Jokic’ translate to in English?”

Yep, that’s a Jikola Nokic alright.

God bless my meaty basketball golem!

Tom, are you moving Bear Fridays to Wednesdays?

every time i get cynical about the nba i need one of these pictures on my desk to remind me of what is joyous: a flabby, goofy looking center with the unique game of a truly blessed savant. we are not worthy of nikola.

Denver McNuggets. Easiest branding ever.

If anything, it sped things up.  I also have a fetish involving Dolph Sweet.

Trying and failing.

Jokic looks like the NBA-/adult-version of that casual acquaintance of yours from 6th grade, who showed up for 7th grade 10 inches taller with bad facial hair and 60 pounds of extra heft in all the wrong places...except if that derp also became a world-class basketball player over the summer.

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

“Please look at Nikola Jokic.”

I’m not sure what I expected, but this is definitely five photos of Nikola Jokic

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

You know for sure after that photo was taken he circled the ‘health insurance’ and wrote: ‘there’s your tip!!!’ 

I want to see his fucking tip.