alsounclechigurh
Uncle Chigurh
alsounclechigurh

You seem upset. 

They began the tradition after 9/11

The Star Spangled Banner includes a verse about killing slaves. It’s kinda bad.

The Raiders beat writers are also all dumb guys.

You’re darn tootin’!

The enemy of your enemy is not your fucking friend you goddamn simpleton.

<sees Pau’s stats, realizes Kobe was, in fact, never the best player on his own team in the playoffs when they won championship>

Pau was better.

Maybe someone can sign Antonio Smith and move him to OL.

A name your parents give you is no more real than a name you give yourself.

Actually you can pretty definitively say that KG was the best player of the Big Three and it’s not particularly close.

The Birmingham Iron sounds like the nickname of a villain on the next season of Peaky Blinders.

Don’t worry, Russ makes sure the Thunder beef with everyone.

Every name is a fake name. 

Truman Peyote is so good that when I first saw it I immediately got mad that I hadn't already thought of making it my Twitter display name. 

It’s not smart to bet it all especially when you have an otherwise insurmountable lead.

It actually cost him 20,285 since 58,599 is the most he could safely afford to lose.

Shut the absolute fuck up. 

Phil Donahue was fired from MSNBC for opposing the Iraq War. All the news networks have more or less the same overarching agenda, they just choose to pander to different audiences to further that agenda.