An American men’s tennis player who isn’t an alt-right chud? Sign me up!

It because he’s arrogant and smug and petty and whiny and childish and also a far right chud.

Julian Edelman is basically just Scut Farkus’ toadie all grown up.

He had a kid. He didn’t raise it. That’s what nannies are for.

Clutch is good as hell, thank you.

No one gives a shit you dumb asshole.

Walker 2020

I read it in Reagan’s voice because it’s basically Reagan’s admission of Iran-Contra.

Her essence remains pure.

She’s just a narcissist. It’s not like she doesn’t know right from wrong. She can still be held accountable for her actions.

Did you see the part where he has an 86 OPS+ since 2015? That’s pretty shitty, dude.

I love him more than anything.

Not only that, they basically just recycled the villains from the first movie but made them lamer. Cursed undead, except these ones can’t even travel over land.

Milk also helps to neutralize capsaicin, he probably should have gone with that.

It’s funny how you left out two of the top three MVP candidates entirely.

J.K. Rowling just needs to stop.

What?

Because a GTE Financial party never starts!

At least they’re doing something about how ugly it looks on television by replacing the turf. The damn turf they had always looked water damaged on television.

what