Death is death, thank god it finally got this prick.

Fuck Bob McNair and fuck you too, you glib little shit.

Bye bitch.

I certainly hope so.

A Met won something.

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

Rocket launchers? No, you’re thinking of Brockian Ultra Cricket.

Those shoulder pads didn’t save him from Steve Atwater.

Wonder Woman’s only importance is that it’s the only decent DCEU film. 2017 should be Ragnarok.

You should not be allowed to have children, Jesus Christ.

Denver has MacKinnon, Von Miller, Arenado, and Jokic.

Lakers fans are the Yankees fans of basketball. You should all be sent to a gulag.

Being a weird creep who warps his children with his weird creepiness creates serial killers you fucking psychopath.

It may not have been the correct call, but it was the right one.

How dare they try to make roads safer!

Plus backne and shrunken testicles.

Congratulations on raising serial killers you weird fuck.

Why does everyone named Charles Johnson suck?

Hello Mr. Goodell, welcome to Deadspin, now please fuck off.