alsounclechigurh
Uncle Chigurh
alsounclechigurh

How do you always find the worst take in any possible situation?

My favorite part is how you think this is a thing that actually happened and not something a fucking pig made up.

It’s a good thing it never actually happened.

No he’s not.

You’re going to hell.

Why don’t you go fuck yourself?

You seem smart and well-adjusted.

This definitely never happened.

They look like they were made using Microsoft Word 1997's WordArt tool.

Did they come up with these abominations before or after they knew no one would see them in action?

A goal can absolutely be scored off a skate. Just as long as there is no kicking motion.

The way Biden treated Anita Hill should disqualify him from ever even appearing in public again. Fuck that old piece of shit.

what

If Hinkie was still around he would have already flipped Ben Simmons for more draft picks and the tanking would have continued unabated.

Shut the fuck up.

im 12

The Spilly Slam is the greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life and you want to make it impossible for anyone to ever experience it again. SMDH

Fuck off, I’ll piss in your gas tank.

I’m not here to debate you, dumbass.

No one likes you.