One is a highly destructive force with disastrous consequences and the other is ISIS.

Olowokandi!

Jesus, dude, take a fucking Xanax.

Gordie Howe? That chump only ever recorded two Gordie Howe hat tricks. Rick Tocchet on the other hand...

Guy with traumatic spine injury is definitely the type of player Junkie would draft.

He’s definitely lying.

Actually, Maradona played for Argentina, common misconception though.

That’s it, back to Winnipeg!

You might be a racist.

If you have a chance, however small, of getting one of Gregg Popovich’s top assistants, you fucking go for it.

HIRE BECKY HAMMON YOU COWARDS

Jethro Tull is Pink Floyd’s husband.

Ah yes, the internet, where everyone is definitely afraid of being racist. This is definitely not a hot take at all.

I think the real lede is that Gallinari actually played in a basketball game.

Heaves shouldn’t be included in FG% or 3PT% for this very reason.

Matt Duchene is the nerd who shows up to the cool kids party and then all the cool kids leave.

Who gives a shit about what North Carolina did? They exposed the lie of the student-athlete. Fuck, give them a fucking medal.

I’d settle for Ryan O’Reilly driving his truck into a Tim Horton’s.

He’s just got oil in his eye.

Hilarious but also deeply stupid.