If you have a chance, however small, of getting one of Gregg Popovich’s top assistants, you fucking go for it.

HIRE BECKY HAMMON YOU COWARDS

Jethro Tull is Pink Floyd’s husband.

Ah yes, the internet, where everyone is definitely afraid of being racist. This is definitely not a hot take at all.

I think the real lede is that Gallinari actually played in a basketball game.

Heaves shouldn’t be included in FG% or 3PT% for this very reason.

Matt Duchene is the nerd who shows up to the cool kids party and then all the cool kids leave.

Who gives a shit about what North Carolina did? They exposed the lie of the student-athlete. Fuck, give them a fucking medal.

I’d settle for Ryan O’Reilly driving his truck into a Tim Horton’s.

He’s just got oil in his eye.

Hilarious but also deeply stupid.

Because shootouts suck.

holy shit

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You son of a bitch, how dare you do this to Lester Freamon.

Comparing Bode Miller to Chris Collinsworth says nothing positive about him.

Marc Crawford is a piece of garbage and I’d like to throw him off a mountain.