I owned three movies when I was three years old and two of them were Tim Burton movies (Beetlejuice and Batman, the third movie was Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) Mel Brooks movies and Airplane! (including the scene with the naked woman) were on a constant rotation in my house. I was allowed to play Mortal Kombat when I…

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Every Denver jersey this year is shit.

Players are still using PEDs! Creatine is still perfectly legal! The ban on steroids and HGH is completely arbitrary.

wut

RIP James Blake, he didn’t die for this.

You must have missed what Isner said about Kaepernick if you didn’t already hate the guy.

Hispanic people can be white. Like Canelo Alvarez and Ted Cruz and Louis CK.

Yes.

Collinsworth is worse than Joe Buck. So is Michaels if he ever starts talking about anything other than the game.

Barry Bonds is good and so are PEDs (many of which, like creatine, are still legal in baseball.)

White genocide is coming and it’s cool as hell, brother.

Eat my spicy wiener, bitch.

Exactly this. At least in a blowout I know I can just stop watching at some point. Which is exactly what I did at halftime of that blowout loss to Seattle. With a close game I’m building up stress over 3½+ hours only to be released all at once in the most negative possible way just because Raheem Moore is a moron.

Lmao at the Jack Moore byline.

Ah yes, the Chuck Johnson maneuver.

Lmao are you saying Schumer is a progressive? FOH

Chuck Schumer retire bitch.

I like how they’re mad at the only other player on the team besides LeBron who doesn’t suck.

Jesus, now all I can think of is that episode of Homicide.