Ah yes, the Chuck Johnson maneuver.

Lmao are you saying Schumer is a progressive? FOH

Chuck Schumer retire bitch.

I like how they’re mad at the only other player on the team besides LeBron who doesn’t suck.

Jesus, now all I can think of is that episode of Homicide.

That’s because you’re not a Palestinian.

Also, she’s perfectly fine with the murder of Palestinian women. Fuck her.

You have to have possession to be down by contact.

Do you know what the phrase, “Appearance of impropriety,” means?

He can always borrow Hawkeye’s longjohns.

No one should care because caring about PEDs is cop shit.

You must have missed this one (among others).

The Patriots have a shit defense. All those other teams have great defenses.

Buddy, if that scared you, I recommend never driving I-70 through Colorado.

Who cares?

All

It’s not, centrist shitlibs are just morons.

He’s right though.

Even the Rockies are spending money now. They have one of the highest paid bullpens ever! If you’re cheaper than the fucking Monforts you probably shouldn’t own an MLB team.