Flawless victory.

I mean, I’ve eaten an entire large Papa John’s pizza before, but I hate myself so it was easy.

You’re confusing necessary force and excessive force, you dumb fash bootlicker.

What if she had a raygun? What if, huh? That would be something, I tell you what.

Get the fash out of here.

You’re right. LEOs shouldn’t be held to higher standards than drunken rabble. Good call.

The policy says if any players or team personnel “show disrespect for the national anthem or flag,” C of O teams will not participate in the contest.

Didn’t you notice its little balls?

Don’t forget Cowherd and C’lay.

Are you proud of yourself? Is caping for an old racist something you find fulfilling?

A bunch of fat white guys and James Harrison, who now insists you call him Marduk (the NFL never should have legalized Stimutacs in 2021.)

I think I’d prefer the machine gun hand.

No one cares.

Dubya’s got whiskey dick.

Well actually, it wasn’t.

Love that high-powered John Fox offense.

Was that first video filmed on a flip phone?

Doughy Klay looks like Dan Le Batard lost a bet.

There is nothing wrong with him.

So basically Avatar 2 is just a remake of the first Avatar? Not a bad idea, nobody remembers anything about the first one anyway.