This one tells you that in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.

People want to do dangerous things. Nothing will keep them from doing dangerous things. Providing an outlet like this greatly diminishes the chance of OTHERS getting hurt from these actions. Seems like a win/win. Idiots get to be dangerous, innocent bystanders (those choosing not to be involved) stay safe.

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

I don’t get why logos are “due for updates” anyway. Unless there’s a fundamental shift in the business that muddles the logo’s message or they used some very period-specific styling in the first place, there’s no need to change something that currently works. It only makes sense when there’s a functional issue to be…

Almost trashed a rental car and got divorced all within seconds at that corner.

That’s why it has the anchor points for car seats, because it’s a friend to all children.

That roofline is so A90 Supra tho

You missed one of the more interesting statements from Koenigsegg (from their website):

Just a picture to remind everyone that BMW used to make beautiful automobiles.

I hate wasting money.

Close, but not this.

Mario Andretti was born on Feb. 28, 1940. A former racing driver, Andretti is one of two drivers who has won NASCAR, IndyCar, World Sportscar Championship, and Formula One races. He also came to our party, once.

Well, I’ll tell you how it is next Saturday when I’m going to drive the track. It’s the first public opening since they started remodeling last year. Looking forward to the changes they made (turn 3 was always banked, but it’s steeper now).

oooh trust me, they know what they got, no low ballers

But if you get the water hot enough it turns into a gas and engines run on gas. 

My dad always said be careful wetting your willys because you never know when your rod will.... on second thought I'm not sure he meant it in this context.

Who among us has not been the dumbass at some point? And you have managed to figure out a way to write about your misadventures and get paid for it (I assume they pay you, right?). Most of us just have to be a dumbass for free.

So for a mere $8000, I can get a 911 with a Screaming Chicken on the hood direct from the factory. Cooool!

The real reason for flying boats was the fixed pitch prop. Prior to adjustable pitch props you had either a climb or cruise prop, if you wanted to be able to cruise at altitude at a decent speed and at a low cruise RPM you needed a flat pitch prop. This was the equivalent of fifth gear in a car and just like top gear…

This so stupid. Regulate demand, not supply, if you have a societal desire to modify behavior.