*Fwoosh*

I had forgotten about those three guys when I wrote that reply. Surely they are the only exceptions though. Good Kinja.

Not all heroes wear capes.

I can relate. On way to work today my shoe became untied. I faced the uncertain fear of stopping to tie it and risk being run over or push on. I decided to press on in constant fear of possibly tripping. Barely made it.

BreathE, not breath. I know it’s minor but I think little typos strip posts like this of some of the gravitas they deserve.

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

‘accidentally’.

I’m sure Bostonians will receive this news with calm and understanding.

but he didn’t... nor did he even try to get people from both sides of the aisle in a room together after Sandy Hook. This is already more than Obama ever did about school shootings. I’m no Trump fan, but it is mind-blowing reading assholes like you who can’t see how much of a good thing this was.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

Whatever. Nash has been preventing big goals for the Rangers for years.

Please don’t do #8 unless you know what you’re doing.

I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

I’ll sleep better knowing he grew to know that it’s not okay to beat women. It’s a redemption story in the making.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

My favorite version is still Bang Bus...

Nothing makes me fear for the future of driving (much less basic human decency) quite like reading comments about crashes on Jalopnik.