Oh what a shock, the Caps started off ahead and the Pens ended up getting the best of them.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

You know, I used to not mind Marlins Man, but I’m starting to come around to the idea he’s an attention whore.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

“Latrine, can you tell me at what point you felt like you were losing the meeting? Also, what was up with your powerpoint presentation today? It really looked like it lacked focus and discipline.”

For my sons’ rec team, every year for the last practice before winter break I tell them if anyone can make a half court shot (one shot each) then we’ll be done with drills and just scrimmage for the last hour of practice. Last night after the first six kids missed, the most timid shooter on the team (not a bad shooter…

The only thing I might disagree with is the front brake. If you learn to use it properly and don’t just grab a handful of brake lever the front brake does a great job at any speed.

I’m particularly fond of the thumbs up. As in, “good job, moron.” Giving the sign of approval when even they know they screwed up messes with their heads so much more.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

“He gripped the baseball with his hand. You won’t believe what happened next.”

I think he meant Billy the Marlin.

Amazing how he managed to eject Billy Martin in 1998, 10 years after he died.

“How do I get this woman I work with to have sex with me? I know, I’ll send her a video of me jacking it. That’ll do the trick.”

Hey, remember when on live TV a drunk Joe Namath sold Suzy Kolber that he wanted to kiss her?

Yes, let’s give the owners more money.

I’d be careful if I were Stanton. Last thing he wants is the hard hitting investigative reporters of The Player’s Tribune on his case.

I put some spot remover on my dog; now he’s gone.

I love seeing these stories about the emergency backup goalies!!

You know you fucked up when even Barstool commenters are calling you a creep 

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.