Why wouldn’t Eli play? Geno Smith is terrible. Let Eli have another start or two in front of the home crowd - effectively an apology from the brass for how this was all handled - and then give Webb a game or two at the very end to get a look at him in game action. Am I so blinded by my affection for Eli that I am…

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

When I was in college, my fraternity got a letter from a guy going through the 12 steps. He said that maybe 20 years before, he and a friend had stolen a keg of beer from one of the fraternities at the school. He had forgotten which fraternity, so he was picking one at random to apologize to. He included a check for…

Sounds like someone’s 12 stepping. Likely an alcoholic and was drunk when he hit the parked car long ago. Now he’s on the “Make amends” step.

Two typo’s, huh?

That squirly little shit pushing that guy in the back is lucky he didn’t get clocked upside the head. The guy was already walking out and he continued to push him in the back. You can tell he really didn’t appreciate that second shove.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Weird internet fight.

Man, you are going to get so many comments from angry Arkansas fans once somebody reads your comment to them.

It took a lot of guts for him to leave Wisconsin.

The Caspian, now that’s a good sea. A great sea, a bigly sea.

Probably conceded the South China Sea. Which really, we never wanted. It’s the worst sea. Everyone knows this.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

First time on Deadspin, eh?

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

Seems particularly tasteless to highlight his familiarity with the long fly.

Oh hello Portland. I know that wagon.

“Too unreliable.”
I know you are going to get eviscerated by others just fine, yet I feel the need to tell you that you could stand to do a bit of research if you think 240 and unreliable belong in the same paragraph. 

..three police cars arriving at the scene to help Officer Tenderfeels crack the case of The Loud Noise Made Me Feel Ways About Things.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?