I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

Well she is the 1%, so...

She is a minority though, how many other Joker-Americans do you know of?

You think that sounded coherent?

SO CHICAGO CAN REMOVE DEAD PEOPLE NAMES FROM A WALL BUT NOT FROM THE VOTER ROLLS TYPICAL OBUMMER THUG POLITICS SMH

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Are Janitors covered by Title IX?

I had an eight-pint win last night. Then I got yelled at by strangers about my parking skills.

You should probably just have left it at “I don’t follow baseball that closely.”

Sometimes, nothing grinds my gears like the “it’s just a sport” comment.

Nope, he gets all crossed up.

That sounds like one of those really smart takes that actually isn’t correct.

Please let Cleveland blow a 3-1 lead

I keep waiting for Snickers PB Squared to become the Halloween gold standard. It’s the perfect size. It’s got everything going for it, except tradition. One of these years it breaks through.

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

Agreed: Let’s table the discussion on the offensive representations of people that have been the subject of genocide for the foreseeable future.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Ten dudes, one small pool... (starts untying bathrobe)...What's the score, boys?