“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

Knocking on the driver’s face and punching the window.

I wish Zack Hample was there to catch that one.

You are all lucky he didn’t drive you way the hell to his dungeon.

Except every single Uber in NYC (i) has to be licensed by the Taxi and Limousine Commission, (ii) has an easily identifiable sticker on the window and (iii) has a license plate that begins with T and ends with C.

Yeah, that’s the issue.

I like that you made up a percentage statistic to express the amount of less fun you’re having as a results of looking at statistics.

Some kinda vidya game person.  Back in my day, twitch streamers was what we called jumpy kids at the urinal.

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

“Weaponized Shellfish” is my new metal band name.

I’m glad you were able to find a way to make this about you.

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

Wait, didn’t people used to actually climb on the car too and “surf” it, not just dance beside it? Either way, i laughed at those dumbasses then and i’m laughing at them now, but also crossing my fingers i never see anyone do this in person.

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

It’s almost like we keep electing people who’s previous careers have nothing to do at all with constructive leadership....

This is terrible for this man and other people like him, but the problem isn’t with Uber, it’s that a medallion is $700k. This artificial economy has always been problematic. There are also issues with ride sharing, but the answer lies somewhere in the middle, not protecting this outdated system.

Like you were never a confused teenager.

If you don’t mind my asking, why did you beat off to Rick Reilly when you were 13?

Hopefully we can get Cowherd and Bayless behind the paywall next.