if you were in CT, you were not eating the best pizza in the country. sorry.

I have to add, your wife will always be right.

Found Don’s coworker.

Never thought of him as Muslim. Always thought of him as a fat guy who thinks he’s not fat because he’s rich.

To the man’s house who does...

Jersey over a button-down. That’s....well that’s certainly something.

Christ, these journalists are just falling over themselves to defend SHS, latching onto a throwaway joke about eyeshadow in their eagerness to keep their places at the Trump feeding trough.

It turns out, the tackles were the friends we made along the way.

Fleury vs the Pens.

Mark Wahlberg [smile grows across face]: “They’re messing with the wrong freakin’ city, eh?”

So brave

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

[in peeling decals on the greasy clouded glass pane of a flimsy wooden office door] Dick Rubio, Private Investigator

Dick Rubio.

I mean, is there going to be a better time in the foreseeable future? This White House has been a total shit show from Day One (and really, before that, too). I don’t think we’ve strung together three consecutive days without some serious shit going down since Trump took the oath of office. The media has been in over…

A “lifelong caps fan” who doesn’t know that Ovechkin has 94 points in 100 playoff games.

I’m not smart enough to get the historical reference offhand, but it looks funny! +1

I AM SCREAMING.

“Why are you people using a term created by white people to differentiate themselves from white people of lower socioeconimic classes without negating their humanity? Don’t you know it’s equivalent to the terms white people invented to paint the entirety of other racial groups as sub-human scum that should be…