If it was identical, maybe.

So what you’re saying is don’t bother buying a Switch because they’d rather roll out f2p money makers... gotcha.

Exactly. That’s why I haven’t pulled the trigger on the Switch. I played exactly 1 game on my Wii U, which was BotW.

I would imagine (if you wear clean socks all the time) your feet are cleaner than your crotch.

They don’t think that. They KNOW they can do that.

I used to look for free washing machines online to strip for parts. I’d make fire pits out of the tubs, but I had to stop.

That’s what you’re supposed to do, yes.

I dated a girl who never washed below her chest in the shower. Her theory was that the soapy water will run down and clean everything else..

I imagine you’ve been vigilant enough to never have left wet clothes in the washer for extended periods of time.

It’s got its good points, like the Xbox-style staggered analog stick layout and one piece d-pad

The current version, I want to say it’s flawless

I hated when my mom would ask me that. My default answer was always “Fine.”

Playing it feels a lot like being invited to loud, garish party that you leave feeling just okay.

I enjoyed the hell out of that race.

I still don’t quite understand what it is.

They should take a note from WoW’s book.

Shutting down the trackers was the reason I stopped playing, and this was the only F2P game I’ve ever spent money on.

I would use it for piracy, but not for Switch games. I just want a high quality, portable emulation machine.

It might be time to invest in a Switch before they change the hardware.

Not unusable friend. Emulators will save your tortured soul.