Word. I’m looking at you, Lululemon-”take us on your journey!” -but only if you’re no bigger than a size 12, which is their XL. Fat yoginis are not welcome to wear their product, thank you very fucking much.

Odds on Trump just keeling over from the stress of the 24/7 take downs of his bafoonery?

It was an amazing coincidence that the death of the prohibition on selling out coincided exactly with the moment that selling records ceased to be profitable.

My favorites are the black Ticonderoga wood pencils. They write so well and sharpen easily without the lead breaking. They also come to the most beautiful fine point unlike mechanical pencils where the lead is always flat at the tip.

I mean...I know I’m perpetually stuck in teh greys, but have you seen my account name. ;-)

I see your Pilot G2 and raise you a Uni-Ball Signo 207.

My husband says the same things about the cats when I suggest that they might be chilly sitting on the recliner - do you think they need a blanket?? Hubby: “What do you think they do in the WILD?!?!”

It’s kind of nice, actually. No one has forgotten my birthday in fifteen years. I get calls and emails from people I don’t hear from all year.

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So when is Obama taking away everyone’s guns again?

Up to 105 is not the same as being 105. What is officially known is that when research started in the 1970s she was full grown. Meaning she would have been at least 14 at that time. Better estimates seem to suggest she was in her 70s at the time of death. However females are already confirmed to live longer than…

It never ceases to amaze me how guys can be with the hottest women on earth and still fuck around. Maybe its human nature. I mean what have we learned as a race in all our millenia on Earth? We still fight and kill each other over minor variations in skin tone. Maybe I should feel less pressure to be perfect. If these…

I am with the Force; The force is with me.

Like fully right in here? I’ve def experienced a drunken whoops, but like the door was closed. Do I have an unusually tight anus?

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Martin Starr is my spirit animal and has been since freaks and geeks

She’s so fucking shady and trashy. She’s marrying into the perfect shady and trashy family.

What could be LESS sexier than a sex schedule?