Thank you Jay’s assistant, that’s very good to hear.

I’m a Google Music/Movies/phone everything person myself. Very happy with selection, streaming quality and integration. I also still have a functioning Zune—shhh! That thing is a tank and I love it so much. Ten years old next year, still going strong, bless its little heart.

Honestly it probably has more to do with taxes than anything. Being married is a huge tax break. Trying to work out exactly how you’d go about taxing a polygamous family makes my head hurt.

Maybe, and let me just throw this CRAZY idea out there, he wanted to date someone he liked.

Fun ironic fact: that is a conspicuously Muslim name. I doubt she’s a Muslim personally, but dollars to donuts she’s of Albanian Muslim heritage.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

Pretty sure a lot of her fellow TYumrp idiots would see the name “Emirjeta Xhelili” (Albanian perhaps? definitely not MURRCAN) and think she’s the one in the hijab

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

lol yah riiiiiiiiiiiight like anyone believes that TOM is the one who wanted to be public. sure.

Doesn’t matter had sex?

I don’t know, but YOU LEAVE KETCHUP OUT OF THIS.

you should always say something good about the dead: she’s dead, good.

I am about to combine the benefits of fermented foods with the benefits of consuming a lot of fruit, in a delicious smoothie called “Frozen Sangria”.

The cannabis thing really bothers me. People made the argument “cannabis helps treat cancer patients” repeated so many times think weed can help with cancer. No. Weed just settles people’s stomachs so they can eat and stay more healthy while undergoing chemo. It has it’s uses but it’s not a substitute for like, actual…

I knew a homeopath who tried to kill himself. He took an underdose.

“Deep-fried ______ ? Is that a real thing?”

Brock is a terrible name. Brak on the other hand...

Methinks the writer working for a site that regularly spams us with tacky garbage shared from Deals protests too much.

To be fair, if you have drugs up your bum and you don’t know it, getting arrested for smuggling is least of your worries.