Which is why my company is called “Technical Not False Co. LLC.”

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

Their terror at her existence proves her greatness.

Whoa bud. Thats Lesbian Shitasses to you.

THAT IS GOOD INTEL

I unironically love this pedantic comment.

The thing that bothers me is that her preferred pronunciation is not correct in German. It would be if it were spelled Streissand or Streißand, but it’s not, and I haven’t seen any indication of a change at Ellis Island or anything like that. Her grandparents were from a section of modern Poland that was part of the…

“Movies like ‘Ghostbusters,’ ‘Independence Day’ and ‘Ben-Hur’ certainly looked like they were going to be big going into the summer”

i personally feel that this still from the movie tells us all we need to know:

I just think it's so sad that Hollywood continues to make flops when it could make movies based on my stories which are Guaranteed Blockbusters (tm).

Jezebel: I just want to express my gratitude for y’all. For years I have come here to cry and laugh and vent. This community has buoyed me in heartbreak, supported me in professional struggles, and counseled me through countless problems that I had no one else to talk to about. Thanks everybody. I don’t know what I…

Instead of the national anthem at the podium, they should have played her the song of American Olympic wrestling heroes, it’s true, it’s damn true.

The cynic in me sees this as him being dopesick. Fame is one hell of a drug, and right now, Lochte is chasing. He has no Olympic narrative, and no post Olympic footprint. A couple of mentions about his hair, and really thats about it. His pre-Olympic stories about his adventures in online dating went no where. He has…

I believe she’s his kid because she looks like both of them. I don’t believe she was conceived naturally because I don’t think they did sex.

Here’s where I’d like to put a GIF of me walking backwards toward a distant horizon while slowly nodding, getting smaller and smaller until I’ve disappeared completely.

Don’t worry Rebecca, I thought “Friday” was a really good song.

hoollyyy shit :))) she is awesome.

SHARKS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Apparently Outkast did. Which super bums me out because they would’ve been amazing!