I’m dying. This was very well done, for a man.

also: Jonads?

I read that headline as “Him Fucking Chris”. Biggest disappointment ever.

Croatia: ”...sure...whatever...”

Stories like this would make me never step into a hospital pregnant. I’d stoop in a field.

We’re always “growing.” Living things grow, slough off dead bits, consume things to make new, shinier bits.

Jensen is the most beautiful cryer ever.

I’m panicking now. I am. Where do we go from here? Who will take us? Where will the promise landblog be?

They tried repeatedly. But every time they got close to making progress, it was De Ja Vu all over again.

Major General George Patton (5th in the 1912 Pentathlon) would like to have a word with you :)....

But... there is a horse named Summon Up the Blood in the Equestrian events which is the most witchcrafty name in the history of ever for a horse.

the pentathlon is modeled after the skills a 19th-century cavalry soldier would need behind enemy lines.

And yet, for a time, they wanted to cut WRESTLING from the Olympics. Milo of Croton would have been PISSED!

Do it :)

The world needs more My Name is Earl gifs. One of these days I’m going to gif Joy calling someone “dummy!”

You say they failed, my libido tells me it was wildly successful.

Why not Synchronized Horse Riding?

synchronized swimming is amazing. once i learned that they can’t touch the bottom of the pool, it was an eye-opener for me. now i watch their routines, and can’t wrap my head around how physically taxing that must be.