There should be a Zmommys’ Day next year.

The best one. And I’m not just saying that because he’s a friend.

And I get it. I really. Fucking. Do. This show has problems and Season 5 was a veritable parade of Bad Decisions. But really...give it up. You’re firing canons at a ship that has sailed beyond the horizon. (Talking about h8ers, not you.) stop wasting energy on a show that - despite its flaws - has helped shift the…

Your hatred makes my nipples hard with schadenfreude.

To be fair, everyone’s hair goes through that puffy/shitty phase when we decide that the pixie cut truly is dead and we want long hair again.

*misses dead friend*

I’ve only ever heard it said by children.

You “unfurl” someone off? Classy.

Wait - Which season of True Detective? Or is this a “There is only one season of TD what are you talking about???” kinda thing?

What a thing to say...

DENNIS QUAID

I know it’s not Bill Paxton or Pullman. Is it a Bill? Argh!

This show is on at the gym whenever I’m there. Someone please tell me which actor this guy looks like. I can’t even remember the name of a movie he’s in to look it up myself.

(Meanwhile, Turkey loses access to Wikipedia.)

Also, things cannot be described as “best” anymore. They are now “most good”.

Just cuz.

That would be the joke.

God I wish I was thin.

You fucking dork.

#allgenitalsmatter