#allgenitalsmatter

I got to a point where I could switch the colors at will...and it gave me a raging headache and made my eyes hurt.

A Song of Fur and Armo(u)r

Re: Jon and Sansa

“Hmmm...which animal pelt should I wear today? The gray or the brown?”

I love that, by mentioning your soon-to-be age, you referenced one of the oldest jokes in Kevin Smith’s movies.

It makes me laugh.

There was a lot of moaning in the YouTube comments about the song. I was tickled when I heard it. Fuck haters.

“Hey! Who’s cold foot is that on my leg?!”

Too drunk and sad to post a slow clap gif. Go outside and listen really hard. I’ll clap really loud.

This way if they decide to delay the final season of GOT to early 2019...

Champagne vs. Cocain for me. And I’ve never even done coke.

And given that chiropractors and osteopaths are shady AF, I’m not letting any on them touch my genitals.

The first couple of episodes you see Danny kind of awkwardly fitting into suits. He’s not used to this. He’s in a suit and it doesn’t feel right. Then he’s in regular clothes and it still doesn’t feel right.

Existed.

I don’t doubt Cruise has a lot of influence, but Scientology is all about Miscavige. Cruise could die tomorrow and the wheels would keep spinning.

I missed a friend’s wedding because of that storm. She got married in a basement without power.

The Millennial Dickie.

The cool thing about metaphorical shit is that is has neither mass nor volume. Lose all the weight you want, Mama June, you’re still a sack-of-shit human being.

Contract those muscles, baby! You can try it with a dildo. It’s fun when you’re rubbing one out but feeling silly.