Champagne vs. Cocain for me. And I’ve never even done coke.

And given that chiropractors and osteopaths are shady AF, I’m not letting any on them touch my genitals.

Existed.

I don’t doubt Cruise has a lot of influence, but Scientology is all about Miscavige. Cruise could die tomorrow and the wheels would keep spinning.

The Millennial Dickie.

The cool thing about metaphorical shit is that is has neither mass nor volume. Lose all the weight you want, Mama June, you’re still a sack-of-shit human being.

I can’t wait to see the gang bang version of this.

Kimmel’s face is complete “you gotta be fucking kidding me with this bullshit”. (Not Moonlight winning, mix up.)

I’d like to hear his thoughts on lots of things with that voice!

Super Bitter Comment of the Day:

I was my school site representative, local chapter secretary, and a two-time state delegate for the NEA. I loved the other reps and board members. Loved my state-level people.

If Trump criticizes Bannon, Bannon might hit him.

He moonlights as a barbarian in WoW.

Sometimes even Europe is wrong.

I want to start a “Progressive Gun Lovers” club...just as soon as I get my Mossburg 500 Tactical shotgun.

I mean, really, Lupita could wear anything in any color and make it look great. Grrr!

Right? Isn’t that part of their guiding philosophy? Ethnic cleansing and getting punched in the face? Also stomped on.

Douse them in bleach and store them in a vacuum sealed bag for the next several weeks.

OKC March anticipated 4,000 people and got 12,000 instead. Not bad for a fly-over city deep in the Red.

I like the color well enough but it looks like a lab uniform from original Star Trek. The matching gloves and three-quarter sleeves make her arms looks very long and I feel like she’s about to perform a rectal exam on someone.