I can’t wait to see the gang bang version of this.

Kimmel’s face is complete “you gotta be fucking kidding me with this bullshit”. (Not Moonlight winning, mix up.)

I’d like to hear his thoughts on lots of things with that voice!

Super Bitter Comment of the Day:

I was my school site representative, local chapter secretary, and a two-time state delegate for the NEA. I loved the other reps and board members. Loved my state-level people.

If Trump criticizes Bannon, Bannon might hit him.

He moonlights as a barbarian in WoW.

Sometimes even Europe is wrong.

I want to start a “Progressive Gun Lovers” club...just as soon as I get my Mossburg 500 Tactical shotgun.

I mean, really, Lupita could wear anything in any color and make it look great. Grrr!

Right? Isn’t that part of their guiding philosophy? Ethnic cleansing and getting punched in the face? Also stomped on.

Douse them in bleach and store them in a vacuum sealed bag for the next several weeks.

OKC March anticipated 4,000 people and got 12,000 instead. Not bad for a fly-over city deep in the Red.

I like the color well enough but it looks like a lab uniform from original Star Trek. The matching gloves and three-quarter sleeves make her arms looks very long and I feel like she’s about to perform a rectal exam on someone.

It is. I used to teach high school. It kept me up on what the kids were saying.

That dress is hot fire.

He’s a big supporter of The Gays, also. He’s not super public about it but I think that is mostly to do with not wanting to seem exploitative of his younger brother.

To be fair, there are a few pro-wrestlers who are good people. Mick Foley became a Santa Clause after he retired. http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/mick-foley-still-believes-in-santa-claus-20141219

I was cool with C-Pine before but this got him so many stars in the kinja of my heart.

I don’t even want to think about the long term damage his internal organs have sustained. The body does some amazing/horrible things to itself to survive.