Douse them in bleach and store them in a vacuum sealed bag for the next several weeks.

OKC March anticipated 4,000 people and got 12,000 instead. Not bad for a fly-over city deep in the Red.

I like the color well enough but it looks like a lab uniform from original Star Trek. The matching gloves and three-quarter sleeves make her arms looks very long and I feel like she’s about to perform a rectal exam on someone.

It is. I used to teach high school. It kept me up on what the kids were saying.

That dress is hot fire.

He’s a big supporter of The Gays, also. He’s not super public about it but I think that is mostly to do with not wanting to seem exploitative of his younger brother.

To be fair, there are a few pro-wrestlers who are good people. Mick Foley became a Santa Clause after he retired. http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/mick-foley-still-believes-in-santa-claus-20141219

I was cool with C-Pine before but this got him so many stars in the kinja of my heart.

I don’t even want to think about the long term damage his internal organs have sustained. The body does some amazing/horrible things to itself to survive.

What can people not care about this? I was wrong. I skimmed the article. Nike. Twigs. Blah blah blah. Creative director. I don’t plan to go posting my misinformation on social media or shouting it in the streets. God willing, I’ll have forgotten this is even a thing by the end of the day.

Okay. I’m wrong. moving on.

“Your Journey” must either be short, or start in the middle of itself.

And just to clarify: I am genuinely not shitting on FKA twigs. I think it’s cool that she’s basically the boss for this project.

I’m done with people who are already thin and in shape trying to sell me stuff to work out in that doesn’t come in my size. But yes. Twigs. You go girl.

WW could have benefited from a diet.

I feel like WW is going to come back in a big way in season 2. Season 1 was great and I’m sad it didn’t get anything. But reminded me of The Force Awakens in that it felt mostly like set-up. Dolores figured out the maze and now she’s gonna teach Teddy the way of the reckoning.

Well I’m glad he’s doing better!

Right?! Are checked bags not x-rayed??? I just assumed they were.

If you’re in Oklahoma and your birthday is April 19th, just don’t mention it. The cringe is still visible.

Egad, that look on his face. Like he couldn’t possibly conceive that he did anything wrong.