“Your Journey” must either be short, or start in the middle of itself.

And just to clarify: I am genuinely not shitting on FKA twigs. I think it’s cool that she’s basically the boss for this project.

I’m done with people who are already thin and in shape trying to sell me stuff to work out in that doesn’t come in my size. But yes. Twigs. You go girl.

WW could have benefited from a diet.

I feel like WW is going to come back in a big way in season 2. Season 1 was great and I’m sad it didn’t get anything. But reminded me of The Force Awakens in that it felt mostly like set-up. Dolores figured out the maze and now she’s gonna teach Teddy the way of the reckoning.

Well I’m glad he’s doing better!

Right?! Are checked bags not x-rayed??? I just assumed they were.

If you’re in Oklahoma and your birthday is April 19th, just don’t mention it. The cringe is still visible.

Egad, that look on his face. Like he couldn’t possibly conceive that he did anything wrong.

Red Skull would be tough, only because of Hugo Weaving. If they’re willing to re-cast, the chance of seeing him again would be a lot better. That being said, I have no idea what Marvel plans to do with Cap after 2019. Chris Evans/Steve Rogers will probably be out so I don’t know if there would be a point in bringing…

Knowing almost nothing about marine mammals, I’d guess other male orcas are a male orca’s biggest threat.

i don’t care about what’s in her boobs. I was commenting on what’s outside of them.

Shortly after rescuing my first horse, I was talking to my mom about the importance of regular hoof care. Horses live and die by their feet and a bad split could be catastrophic. She asked what happened to horses in the wild who experience suck calamities since they had no access to care. “They die.” People seem to…

Most male anythings don’t live as long as females.

We are animals with an inflated sense is self importance. We fuck. We shit. We kill. We die. Despite all the cool things our frontal lobe can do, we still act like complete jackasses.

To be fair, he didn’t specify they had to be your children. I love other people’s children for short periods of time!

Or terrible lighting...

It’s such an unappealing side boob, tho. (Srsly...what is up with her skin?)

Unrelated: I can’t decide if I want to be Gilfoyle’s girlfriend or just be Gilfoyle.

Revelations is amazing. It is a literary crack-fueled fever dream. The more literal you take it, the better.