Most male anythings don’t live as long as females.

We are animals with an inflated sense is self importance. We fuck. We shit. We kill. We die. Despite all the cool things our frontal lobe can do, we still act like complete jackasses.

To be fair, he didn’t specify they had to be your children. I love other people’s children for short periods of time!

Or terrible lighting...

It’s such an unappealing side boob, tho. (Srsly...what is up with her skin?)

Unrelated: I can’t decide if I want to be Gilfoyle’s girlfriend or just be Gilfoyle.

Revelations is amazing. It is a literary crack-fueled fever dream. The more literal you take it, the better.

Honestly, her illumination skills are basic. /kidding

And 2016 was not a good year for the People’s Car.

This is a leftover from the days of Livejournal. A gentle ribbing, yes, but true in that some of the best artists just don’t think like most of us shlubs.

Usually a good sign the OP was not, in fact, being serious.

It’s not an uncommon tv trope. The Simpsons always comes to mind.

The version I read a couple of days ago lacked some of the details that came up later and was therefore easier to swallow. No mention of sending the parents out. Less dialogue with the kid. I think Santa started out with something pretty vague and then had to fluff it up for all the sudden attention.

Any fellow H3H3 watchers out there?

For us.

I think it’s the eyebrows!

Anyone else think Kanye looks a little different?

That’s a complicated question...

If I move, they win. So long as I - and people like me stay - there is some resistance. Even if we’re just the speed hump in their parking lot.

This was an amazing episode. Say what you want about season 3, the jacket and the gold chain were the best.