If the Olympics have taught us anything, it’s that black people are very fast. He was actually going to run away from her, circumvent the globe, and then get her from behind.

The only sense I can make of the original statement is that she’s a sacrifice from the perspective of the Tulsa PD. “People are gonna want blood otherwise we’ll be dealing with this for months! Throw her under the bus!”

Alright, I’m an asshole:

Not much of a poetry fan but this is some quality art right here.

How awful is this guy? Before now, I’d never heard of him. My gut is Jean Ralfio right now. Am I wrong?

Yup. You want to “fix” your face? Go ahead. I probably will at some point. But there’s a point when you aren’t “fixing” anymore.

This is why you always practice beforehand.

My first thought when I opened this article was, “Please, Megan, stop cutting up your face.”

Thanks. Now I’m picturing a penis with fins going down to shaft similar to a squid. Your penis doesn’t also have tentacles, does it?

If I were that waitress, my underwire would have been soaked.

I’ll be shocked if they don’t both wind up eyeballs-deep in the Co$ by the time they hit adulthood.

And it’s the worst kind of grill. It just looks like bad dental work. Atleast get her gold and diamonds!

Just asking out of curiosity: can so,some obtain pills legally under an alias? Say, if you were a celeb and were really paranoid about the info getting out?

Hostage-taking and torture are pretty par for the course for (some) religions.

This seems to be the prevailing theory.

Not sure if you meant to reply to me...

I’m always a little dumbfounded by couples who are together for years, get married, and split shortly after. What changed so suddenly? Were they not parenting their children together before they got married?

Hard to say. He was only 40 so it could be either his child or a grandchild...or a friends child. I haven’t read much about his family beyond that he had four children.

I took “better” to mean just a better view of his face. AFWIW, the child in the photo makes no difference to me.*

Here’s a better pic. T.I. Posted it on his Twitter.