Eventually, yes. I have an ailing parent that is keeping me in OK for the time being.

Also - I just now noticed your kinja handle. A+

Wow. Thanks. It feels good to hear that. (I’m being serious.)

Your involvement is your student’s best defense/offence. Talk to your kid’s teachers. Get to know them a little. What do they say about the school environment? (Taken with a grain of salt, of course.) Join the PTA if possible (who has time?) OR find out who the union rep is for the school. They should have the skinny…

I’m not sure. I was going to find a new teaching job with the hope that a change of scenery would solve some of the problems. And then 2 weeks after I turned in my letter of intent (to not return next year), the State of Oklahoma announced an additional 4% budget cut to all state agencies. This is on top of the 3% cut…

Where to begin...

As of May 20th, I will no longer be a high school teacher. I can’t stand them anymore.

Women are apparently box office poison.

That was some ninja-reflex shit. Two objects. Two separate hands. Only sorta looking at them directly.

Darn, you beat me to it! Two minds. One Futurama joke.

Precious hamburgers?

A German doctor working in South America? Seems legit.

Do they still do smallpox vaccines anymore?

Wait...You’re joking right? RIGHT?!!?!

You must return to optimal fuckability as quickly as possible!

It’s McAvoy. And OB’s brown eyes are pretty hard to mistake. *sigh*

This is a gift.

Also this: