Where to begin...

As of May 20th, I will no longer be a high school teacher. I can’t stand them anymore.

Women are apparently box office poison.

That was some ninja-reflex shit. Two objects. Two separate hands. Only sorta looking at them directly.

Darn, you beat me to it! Two minds. One Futurama joke.

Precious hamburgers?

A German doctor working in South America? Seems legit.

Do they still do smallpox vaccines anymore?

Wait...You’re joking right? RIGHT?!!?!

You must return to optimal fuckability as quickly as possible!

It’s McAvoy. And OB’s brown eyes are pretty hard to mistake. *sigh*

This is a gift.

Also this:

Sure. But it was going to do bank the first weekend regardless. That should not be a surprise at all. I could take a dump in a shoe box, slap the name “Jordan” on the outside, and still sell it to any number of my students.

Too bad their wasn’t some shade as well. ;-)

Never have heroes.

They put him in the...

One of the best things about Captain America: The First Avenger is that Peggy Carter goes on to lead a long, amazing life motivated - in part - by Steve’s death. (I mean, she was probably gonna kick ass no matter what.) Also: She was never captured/tortured at any point to further the plot. Bucky got to be the Damsel.