Okay, that I *do* expect.

Even for someone who reads comics on the regular (not me, just referring to those who do), it’s a lot of information to keep up with. You can be a total X-Men fanatic and also be in the dark about the numerous other Marvel properties. The Marvel Unlimited App is great for making picking up a run from a specific series…

Indeed. It’s the same in German. That took some getting used to.

I assume the long-running Affleck/Damon joke was a factor. That and DC was kitting the promo tour pretty hard.

I made the conscious decision months ago to be all up in it regarding Civil War. I embraced the monster. It’s been a fun ride.

(If my reply pops up multiple times, it’s Kinja’s fault.)

It starts at 11:30 pm on the East Coast.

I’ve never tried psychedelic drugs, but for this movie, I think I will. It’s going to be amazingly bonkers.

I’ve hit Civil War Excitement burnout. I’m like a husk. I need Dr. Strange to bring me back!

“Comics Explained” is very useful.

This came up somewhere else once upon a time. The best argument is that we write the date as a reflection of how we speak. Sure, someone might say, “The 14th of April” but it’s considered overly formal. That’s how you word it on a wedding invitation. We (Americans) say “April 14th”, hence, 4/14.

One of the best things about Captain America: The First Avenger is that Peggy Carter goes on to lead a long, amazing life motivated - in part - by Steve’s death. (I mean, she was probably gonna kick ass no matter what.) Also: She was never captured/tortured at any point to further the plot. Bucky got to be the Damsel.

The police who patrol our schools are employed by the city, not the school district. They basically sign up for an extra patrol and come hang out at the school for the day. They are *never* involved in student discipline. The principals make the call. By then, things have usually calmed down and the officer is just…

I’ll buy gym clothes from wherever so long as they’re cheap. Sports bras are another matter, unfortunately. Double-Ds and horseback riding will not allow it.

It’s the only reason I clicked play. Too good.

I would like to give you a hug. *huuuuuugggggg*

I didn’t hate Portman. I did enjoy the idea of Thor being really into a mousy scientist. And now she’s gonna dump him.

They could use a body double like they did in First Avenger. Have Gwen Christie’s face on a 5'2 female and then *BLAMO* she’s the real deal when she picks up the hammer.

Man, if he popped up from somewhere like, “I’m totally fine! I’ve been hiding and doing re-con this whole time!”, I’m pretty sure my head would explode from sheer WTF-ery.