Oklahoma is talking about it. :-(

Learned something new today: Uppity has racial connotations. I was honestly unaware.

I feel like Brendan Fraser needs to be around more. Like, just as a presence in our lives.

I bet she eats a lot of salads.

You should totally read The Revenant. Epic Grizzly attack.

Replace “vegan/veganism” with “atheist/atheism” and I know exactly how you feel.

But the teacher did not assault the student, the officer did. Could the teacher have handled the situation better? Absolutely. Me? I would have let the kid chill and then called home (assuming there is a home to call) and given their principal the heads-up.

Or perhaps the classroom is not the appropriate place for that student.

I smile at him gratefully and he takes the beer, grins at me and says “can I have some butter?”

That’s what’s bugging me about her face! Thanks!

This is a fucking horror story.

New period code: “The washer woman is in town”

That sounds like some endometriosis. Have you seen your doctor about it?

I like to think that JarPad weeps himself to sleep at night thinking of all the fan tweets he didn’t favorite. And then he conditions his hair with said tears.

They must be stopped!

Is there a color that looks bad on her? Does it exist? Is it within the visible EMS?

I think it’s a real shame that one cannot get potato chips and French onion dip at a restaurant.

Potato chips and onion dip.

Period Sale: Everything red in the store is 50% off.

We started dating just before my 29th birthday and got married 3 months before my 31st birthday. (Total courtship = 1 year, 9 mos.) FWIW, he is 5 years older than me. We’ve been married for a year and a half.