Her abs are keeping her warm.

You mean you don’t feel that breakfast cereal is worthy of being considered an ~*.ExPeRiEnCe*.~???

Fuck it. I’d wear the hell out of that ring.

Charisma, charisma, and charisma.

Started Thursday. Runs through this weekend. Get on it!

Embrace it. I’ve been a “ma’am” since I was in my early 20s.

Truth.

I am aware of the construct of time and the role it plays in our mortality. Than being said: Shit, son! Dane Cook got OOOOOOOOLLLLDDDD.

“Errant Feces” is the name of my new riot grrrl band.

*whew* I wasn’t the only one.

I totally thought this was a pic of Gwen Stefani.

Question:

Until this moment, I never realized how woefully void of plexiglass my wardrobe is.

Ha! That was not actually my intent. In fact, I encourage you to watch it! The show is inconsistent and problematic...and probably the most silly fun I’ve ever had watching a show. (It’s also just plain *great* sometimes.) So go in with an open mind, a bottle of wine, and enjoy.

Then I suggest you gird your loins because Supernatural is like an unpredictable blend of opiates, amphetamine, and psychotropics.

Thank you so, so much.

Remember that part in the first X-Men movie when the senator started to turn into fish jelly? Mark looks about 30 seconds away from complete cohesion failure.

Guys, he just identifies as “transmilitary”, okay?

Just bought this shirt today. It’s a nice addition to my “I wonder if there’s beer on the sun.” - Rowsdower shirt.