Thank you so, so much.

Remember that part in the first X-Men movie when the senator started to turn into fish jelly? Mark looks about 30 seconds away from complete cohesion failure.

Guys, he just identifies as “transmilitary”, okay?

Just bought this shirt today. It’s a nice addition to my “I wonder if there’s beer on the sun.” - Rowsdower shirt.

I had a discussion with a friend this weekend about just this thing. He was raised on “math and prayer” and feels he is lacking in both academics and social skills. This is not to say that he is uneducated and problematic - he’s a smart guy and generally “good” in all respects. But he is quick to notice when he’s…

She is getting deep into plastic territory.

She should have gone all chandelier or all silver leather straps.

I feel like her ass is about to evolve into a higher form.

See, I actually thought this made the Met Couch Dress acceptable.

Ha! You are too right.

The thought of Antonio Banderas using a sewing machine turns me on.

Gotta love Gabriel. He just appears and you’re knocked up.

Can someone please shop this pic to make Trump look like a derpy Immortan Joe?

And it doesn’t just magically disappear, either. Jamie deals with the trauma for *years*. And not always in a silent and manly sort of way. Like, feelings are talked about. He cries about it. And no one tells him to STFU and get over it.

It involves forced bestiality.

This makes me wonder about how that one guy is doing. The guy who wears the frilly shirts and the Rolls Royce hood ornament??? Romeo...something.

The fuck is this shit?